Tuesday, February 15, 2022

5.12 Time Wimey

 
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Dear diary, I'm so upset. I know Juliet normally write this kind of stuff. But she's just so upset about everything.   First in the week before Juliet's finally and biggest coronation I felt Juliet's pregnant belly and I painted a picture of Romeo and Juliet (technically it should have been Mom whom painted but Juliet are basically joined at the hip)  and then Mom felt her future grandchildren 




The day of the coronation the former Emperor talked to his daughter the former Princess Kristie. "I hope you're going to behave well today and you're not to upset you're future ruler"  Princess Kristie said "Yes Daddy I will"   


As soon as her Daddy's back was turn she marched over and starting having a temper tantrum.  "How did you brainwash my Dad into making YOU the Empresses?"   Juliet replied "It's your brother Romeo, my husband whom did it. You're family has treated my family like shit since you're great-grandma. All over the fact my great-great-great grandpa's dad, was criminal."  Krisite 'I DON'T NEED A HISTORY LESSON!! THEY'RE LIES YOU BEEN TOLD!! AND YES YOUR GREAT-GREAT-GREAT GRANDPA WAS A CRIMINAL HE HAD HIS DAUGHTER AMERICA TO TURN INTO ONE!"  Juliet calmly responded "Oh you mean after YOUR great-great-grandma and YOUR grandpa isolated my grandma to accuse her of something she didn't do?"   And the two of them got into a big arugment it ended with Kristie being frustrated and her Dad then appeared behind her saying "KRISITIE VICTORIA BERJSEN! WHAT DID I TELL YOU?!!"   And then he pulled Kristie off to the side and have a chat with her 





Orlando said "What did I tell? And what did you do but maybe her future majesty upset?"  Krisite said "She deserved to be upset! I SHOULD BE THE EMPRESS NOT THAT FRAUD!" And they had an argument as well  "If you keep up this behaviour I'm going to be sending you home Do you under stand?"  "Yes Daddy"   and then Juliet felt a contraction.  





I, Hailey went down the aisle followed by my Mother, Duchess Elizabeth, and my brother-in-law, Romeo Swanson.  Then Juliet came down in a huge robe with Sultana Esmerlda Landgrabbie and Queen Maeve Goth as senior maids of honour with Kristie being the only lesser maid. 




As part of the coronation to pass the baton so to speak to a new family, that former Emperor Orlando anointed Juliet's head  But Princess Kristie kept having fits in the background  She shut up for a few minutes when Orlando sat down 


Zara Priestess then crowned Juliet and once again Kristie had a cow. Orlando then pulled Kristie out into the antechamber and calmly "you're embarrassing our family! What would our ancestors think of you acting like a toddler?"    Kristie said "They'll probably think you been brainwashed by a fraudulent family giving them the royal title we have had for generations!"  Orlando said "Or maybe they'll realize its time to put the past behind us and to work together to a new future?!"  Kristie had another temper tantrum and Orlando said "I have had enough with you! TRYING TO LIVE WITH YOU IS LIKE LIVING ON BLOODY EGGSHELLS!" 









While Kristie and her Dad were talking Sultana Esmerlda had paid her respects once again to Empress Juliet Swanson. the new Prince consort Romeo, also paid his respects as well (and also kissed Juliet), and as Krsite's and Orlando's argument was getting heated in the antechamber, Queen Maeve was walking toward Empress Juliet, and Juliet had such a bad contraction that we believe the water broke so we rushed Juliet to the hosptial where she gave birth to twin girls-Melissa and Selene Swanson 




Tony Corleonesi  came over and told us some information. We already knew that Juliet would have to give up one of the babies. Tony said "I been to the Anneorine temple, and it's really, really has to happen that once Selene grows up to win the Prime Minster ship of the three countries, you, Your Majesty now, rule, over Scar Mussells."  He then said "After tonight for the next 16 years, that none of the family not even extend family with the exception of the people under your Cousin Raven-s roof, can have any contact with Selene for 16 entire years"    When we asked him why.  "Because it will confuse the timestream and cause ill repute damage to the universe" . When we just started blankly at him,  he just clarified simply "Basically it would cause a timey-wimey mess for me and some friends to fix"  He also said, we have tonight for us and only some extend family members to say goodbye to Selene and he will take her to our Cousin Grant's house. 






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