Tuesday, June 28, 2022

7.2 Do You Like Frogs?



October 2037

Dear diary I'm really upset   




 this past weekend  we had a PA Day on Friday I was in the park with HAM and Dan and the Cerbus girls were bugging HAM again-  they asked her "Do you like frogs?"    and when HAM said she did  they tried and succeed in pushing HAM into the grass. 


  I had enough of  their bullshit that I went over and stood infront of HAM the Cerbus and I had a staring contest till they got bored and left 

Once they left I helped HAM back up 



Not too long later they apparently were bugging HAM while Dan and HAM were talking and they said HAM had find her "Taran"  





That night we did our projects for school for Monday.   Dan apparently was taking about laws with Granny Elizabeth 

On Saturday I went over to the Guion's to have some fun Linday and Alaksa Guion and I gave piggy back rides to each other with one of us being in the front 





Dad told us a story of the Goblin King and a woman named Sara whom had to recuse her half-brother Toby  from the Goblin King after she did "Be Careful What You Wish For" to return home she had to remember the words of her favourite story 




the next day HAM and  I played 


So just the other day that the one girl Madeline  at lunch time called HAM a "Muppet" and tried to push her out the window  

I raced up to where HAM was now lying on the floor and I punched the daylights out of Madeline


after they left I helped HAM back up 

We then got suspsend for a week from school   When Dan came home he told Granny again and she was shocked 


Granny asked me 'Jane are you sure you're being a little to over protective? 



I replied "I can't be there for HAM when the bullies are calling her names and implying that your ex-in-laws are Muslims or that she's (HAM) is  terrorist  just because an experiment of hers went ka-boom!  and not be over protective which is it that you want?" 





I played Voidcritters with HAM 




then I played with the doctor's kit 


Mom was furious when she discovered both HAM and I were suspended for a week  but once I explained what happened she calmed down 





That night Dad told us another story this story about a "woman whom thought her late father had sent her an "angel of music" only to found out that the angel of the music was a dark, twisted man whom never had any love whom haunted the Parisian Opera house as well as living in the labyrinths of the opera house's caverns" 






then the next day I went over to the Guions' since once again they refused to go to school as well due to HAM's bullying 


That night I had a internesting dream of me and Henry dressed as Belle and the human!Beast for Halloween 


HAM POV 

Dear diary I'm really upset 


We're finally allowed back  on Thursday  but the following day Friday-  Jane had to clean the classroom after school after she stood up because our teacher called us "mutts and mixed breed mongrels"  Jane whom had been reading Harry Potter lately  called  our teacher "Shut up you big toad!"  I mean our  woman teacher does look a bit like Umbridge-the book description I mean! 


Anyway because of that I was alone outside the school Dan had scouts to go too so he left me alone.    So the girls showed up again it's like they knew I was alone? 

Charlene was the one whom started it "ah, the porkchop is left along without their pig keeper.  Where's your precious pig keekper now Porkchop?"   And then to end it she said "Since you like frogs so much maybe you should find them in this puddle you probably just bathed in!"  and pushed me into the puddle behind me.  



when Charlene and Madeline left,  Susana offered me her hand to get up. I wonder if this means something? 


when Jane finally fished we went home-because we're princesses we don't have to pay for ferry like our grandma, and her grandma, ect  did.      

When we got home I told Granny Elizabeth about what happened with the bullies over a game of chess and she just shook her head 

the next day Saturday  I got a mysterious text message by the girls.   They claimed they wanted to be friends with me and I was to meet with one of their "uncles" 






I went there and I was thrilled to meet someone's "uncle" but when I briefly turned around- he put my hand over my mouth and then swung me over his shoulder- if Jane hadn't appeared, I don't even know where I would be-but I know one place I wouldn't be in the girls' gang




Jane (whom apparently had listen to Dan and Granny Elizabeth the other week)  said "If you're discovered kidnapping HAM, you can spend up to 10 years to jail,  even more if you make her a servant!"  So he let me go 



When I checked my emails later that night- I had an email which was basically tied "HA!HA!" 


in the actually email they said "the pig fell for the trough,  like always,  why would we want to have anything with a pig like you? You know you wouldn't always have Jane to protect you-I mean where was precious Jane when we pushed you into that puddle so you could have another bath/and find your Prince Charming or more Prince Ugly?" 






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